It's painful. And such a waste of time.
Writing mojo. Bah, humbug.
However, I have links for your delectation. For the first time in months I did a technorati on my pseud, and found this fantastic article on fandom: fandom: it is all coming together in my head by Aaru Tuesday. Thinky and interesting, particularly about how a culture of women-friendly sex has been developed in fanfic.
I think everyone has already linked this next one: Futurese: The American Language in 3000 AD, which is a very interesting extrapolation of today's American English into a possible future version. Very geeky, and extremely cool.
Never let it be said that I don't give you the ridiculous along with the sublime. This collection of PoMo LOLcats by qcjeph hits my surrealist funnybone sooooo good. Bwahahahaha.
I'm going to try and write a couple more lines now. :(