cupidsbow (cupidsbow) wrote,
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4. Matt/Ben/Jen

Okay, so a few days ago, I made a post about misogynist clichés in fanfic, called "smaller and weaker" o rly?

As a result of one of the comments there abhorring the appalling lack of fic about women's asses, has decided to hold a challenge. In the spirit of equality for the sexes, you know. *nods seriously* And so we have the call...

Give me them doggy-style, rimming, and pegging--just give me your gals!



God, I love fandom some days. :)

To do my part in this noble quest, I have decided today's ship is Afflection, because Jen is spunky and totes deserves for her avatar to be cast in way more fic. The evidence:

Ashton And Jennifer Get Silly About 'Valentine's Day'.
I can't embed this vid, but their double act is adorable! Just watch until they finish talking together -- you'll see what I mean. The rest is the usual interview stuff, so you can skip it.

But of course, Jen is only one third of this ship...








LOL.

And now it's time for the poll portion of today's post, and seriously, you guys, what the everloving fuck?

Bodie, Starbuck and Bert?

Really?

Really?

I can't even... words... just... *flails*

Honestly, I can't even begin to guess who you will choose today.

View Poll

*shakes head at poll*

Anyway, on to today's recs single link.

So, You Want to Be A... (M) by me!
This doesn't really count as a rec, as it's by me. But it has Jen as a space pirate! Isn't that just the best thing ever? And she and her crew go on a grand space operatic adventure. Also, Matt Damon is a robot! With a sex attachment! Okay maybe I'm lying about that. Or MAYBE NOT! Heee. Matt as a robot makes me unbearably happy. :)


There are other Matt/Ben/Jen fics out there, but most of them are PWPs. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's not what I'd recommend as part of a ship-fest, you know? So if you know of any decent-length, character-based threesome fics, pretty please leave a link. Extra bonus points for robot!Matt. ;)

You are also welcome to leave recs/links for other ships on the all-ships-welcome post for this week (I'll do a round-up post at the end of each week):

LJ: http://cupidsbow.livejournal.com/402477.html
DW: http://cupidsbow.dreamwidth.org/353729.html


Crossposts: http://cupidsbow.dreamwidth.org/354713.html
Tags: fest: ship-of-love, poll
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